Ageing Beauty Queen (she’s only as old as the man she’s feeling!) Costume Suggestions : Your flowing, Greta Garbo-style locks compliment your stunning red evening dress, but the smell of cheap perfume and your fake jewellery somewhat spoil the picture. You spend most of your time with a champagne glass in one hand, calling everybody ‘darling’, and flashing your stockings at anyone who looks like a film director.